lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 02, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 23, 2003

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 08, 2019

Cheeky pipe

When you see a girl you wanna fuck

Its a verb a noun and a its a vibe

"excuse love, cheeky pipe? "

by Dj spliffmeister May 07, 2019

copper piping

Penetrating your partner furiously for a long time causing your member to become hot, shiny and reddened - taking the appearance of a copper pipe. A serious proof of endurance.

That chick loves copper piping. Nothing else can make her come.

by Dr Tekko March 18, 2014

Mexican Pipe

The best Pipe you'll ever sit on ladies lol. Cinnamon :p

Vanessa: Hey girl what's up!

Friend: Ayyy girl, let's go to the club for some drinks tonight after work.

Vanessa: Oh no girl! I would love to but I haven't been able to walk right ALL DAMN day, I think I should go home tonight for now.

Friend: Why girl what's wrong? You good?

Vanessa: Yeah, I chilled and smoked with that hot Mexican guy I've been tellin you about last night named "Shine" and he gave me that good Mexican Pipe! Damn I'm sore but that shit was amazing girl. Super soaked!

by Mexican Pipe (Ole) October 22, 2016

pipe surfing

Sexual intercourse, can be used as a proposition; e.g. "do you want to go pipe surfing", can be used in past and present tense. e.g. - female:"I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach". (Also "surfing the pipe")

I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach".

by Miked89 September 23, 2013