lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 02, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 23, 2003

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 08, 2019

Pipe nagger

Pipe nagger (noun): Someone that goes around harassing pipes. I.e. PVC pipes, crack pipes, copper pipes etc...

The pipe nagger broke his friend's crack pipe.

by Dogby May 12, 2014

Tractor Piping

Downloading lewd tractor based content from the internet, usually torrentz

Where's Bob to?

Oh, ee be down the barn, Tractor piping. We won't see im fer days, the dirty ole bastard.

by sweetgrass January 16, 2009

Cheeky pipe

When you see a girl you wanna fuck

Its a verb a noun and a its a vibe

"excuse love, cheeky pipe? "

by Dj spliffmeister May 07, 2019

copper piping

Penetrating your partner furiously for a long time causing your member to become hot, shiny and reddened - taking the appearance of a copper pipe. A serious proof of endurance.

That chick loves copper piping. Nothing else can make her come.

by Dr Tekko March 18, 2014