moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 7, 2019

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

Terrence moose lips

Terrence was summoned by Lillie, laetitia, grace and Ariadna during English as they performed an exorcism. He is the love child of all four. Terrence is a fun loving big guy who brings joy to the party! Terrence listens well and is always there for help

Wow Terrence moose lips has four parents

by Dumbdumbanddumber February 10, 2019

Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese

"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"

by BigSid December 7, 2009

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

Moose tippen

Its like cow tippen but a lots more dangerous

My Candian buddies like to go Moose tippen

by moose whisper December 22, 2022

Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.

"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"

by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012