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Brain Day

The art of training your mind to be less idiotic. Just like working out your body at the gym, you need to get in your mental reps or else you will become a moron. Not observing brain day could result in bodily harm, embarrassment, death, or all three at once.
Hey did you see Jamaraquay try to ride a bike on a treadmill? He must've skipped brain day.
by fsdzgxchjvbknllm May 17, 2021
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fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.
Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011
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Najison Day

A day dedicated to when a girl named Najiyah managed to open a Capri Sun, defying all of the people who didn't believe in her's views. Najison Day is on the 21st of March and in 2017 it was one year since Najiyah managed to open a capri sun.
Najison Day is lit.
by Najison Day March 4, 2017
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Merthur Day

The day where we all come together on the 8th of November to celebrate Merlin and his himbo Arthur with sad edits, sad fics, happy edits and happy fics alike :)))
Person 1: Bro it’s Merthur day

Person 2: Wtf is that

Person 3: THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN
by merthurismyreligion November 5, 2021
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Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.
It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!
by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021
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lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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Neeps Day

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.
Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day
by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013
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