the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.

John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.

by bobbyjoe003 December 3, 2007

Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018

brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.

Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.

by scodder June 4, 2010

Errol Brown

Another name for the drink Hot Chocolate. Derived from the British pop band from the 70s & 80s, of which Errol Brown was the lead singer.

Gaz: Fancy an Errol Brown mate?
Dean: Ooh I could murder a Hot Chocolate, everyone's a winner!

by GazCT March 9, 2012

Brown Seagull

Farting while receiving fellatio so as to make your testicles flutter by the force of the wind.

I was getting head from this chick I hate and I totally gave her a brown seagull. It was amazing.

by Samdog III October 22, 2008

Charlie Browned

When you go trick or treating and you get a rock instead of candy.

Person A: Hey man what did you get in your bag?
Person B: For some odd reason I found a rock in my bag.
Person A: Aw man, you got Charlie Browned.

by Moisture Lord June 8, 2018

brown twinkie

during anal sex, seminal fluid is ejaculated inside a fecal element. After excreted, it is consumed.

After fucking me, Phil ate my brown twinkie.

by christophales January 7, 2008