Skip to main content

U-TURN

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.
“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night
by TickleMeElmo3569 August 4, 2020
mugGet the U-TURNmug.

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
mugGet the How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addamsmug.

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.
I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.
by Pirate princess September 3, 2023
mugGet the Titty turn signalsmug.

just turned 19 in Poland

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.
"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"
by br@t April 14, 2025
mugGet the just turned 19 in Polandmug.

Pivot turn

Something only talented riders know how to do, used to turn around on a dime, or just showing off.
Aight bye jimmy ima going to go do pivot turns
Jimmy: I don’t know what that is

Me: its a useful maneuver to re position your front tire in a pinch, you ride motocross you wouldn’t understand
by A_monkey_named_oliver August 5, 2021
mugGet the Pivot turnmug.

Utah U-Turn

Doggy style but you reach back behind you to grab the balls.
I couldn’t believe it that girl just whipped out a Utah U-Turn on me.
by TennesseeTickFucker April 26, 2019
mugGet the Utah U-Turnmug.

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024
mugGet the San Francisco u-turnmug.

Share this definition