Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

by Methlover67 October 7, 2025

Goon

A person including liam and Andrew they are fake gangsters and are oftentimes accused of gooning they deny it every single time but no one knows.

Andrew and liam are GOONS…..

by I’m a gangsta goon yaaa September 21, 2025

gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it

hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there

by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025

Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session

Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session

by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 May 8, 2018

Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy

I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone

by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024

Ethical gooning

To goon to fictional characters while understanding their complexity and character arcs.

M1: Yes i understand Yoko littners character and yes i still beat it to her.
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning

by FernGmod June 21, 2025