Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Dirty benny

The act of inserting a toothbrush up ones anus

Hey man my little bro pulled a dirty Benny on himself last night. That kid is screwed up!

by Maximus paddus April 16, 2020

Dirty Giuliana

When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole

Did you hear about what happened?
Yeah her parents pulled a dirty Giuliana

by imtrying April 15, 2020

Dirty Bando

The act of, or a person who parties all night, then continues through the next day, and then straight through the second night without sleeping (or sometimes showering).

"We don't need a hotel room in Vegas, we're pulling a Dirty Bando."

"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."

"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."

by El Stachio February 6, 2010

dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.

"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."

by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020