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Tom Waits Breakfast

Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.
You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.
by Mr.Nick23 July 12, 2011
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Wednesday Morning Breakfast

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.
Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up
by makingitglow July 23, 2011
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Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.
My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.
by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010
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Cambodian breakfast bowl

When a male ejaculates in a womans anus, then shovels the seman out with a spoon, then feeds it to the woman
My girlfriend was begging for something to eat so I whipped her up a cambodian breakfast bowl
by Cambodian Breakfast Bowl November 24, 2018
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full irish breakfast

Syonymous with fry-up. A meal extremely high in fat, generally eaten as a special indulgence. Invented by overworked Irish farmers, who needed to clog their arteries so that they could die early and get some rest.

Consists of sausages, rashers, eggs, haggis-like pudding, mushrooms, toast, and sometimes beans. Rowers on the way to a regatta or head in the early morning often buy rolls filled with the full Irish to stave off hunger pangs which result from waking up at 5am.

The English stole it and added fried bread. this disgusting mutant is termed the full English breakfast, and should not be confused with the real thing.

Should also not be confused with an Irish breakfast, which is oysters and Guinness.
While you're in Ireland, why not try a full Irish breakfast?
by Darth Ridley November 4, 2006
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Vegan Breakfast

The Vegan Breakfast was a sexual move made popular in late 2010 by several people from Richmond, VA. It entails a male of any size or girth inserting his penis head into the un-circumcised foreskin of another male and then ejaculating. This is known as a Vegan Breakfast.
Rob and Mike never get tired of their Vegan Breakfasts.
by Ask Kingy October 5, 2010
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Finish your breakfast

1. Means to finish what you started.

2. A phrase told to someone who does not know what they are talking about, to aquire more knowledge in what they are saying.
1. Jay-Z: My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"

1. "I left work early, but I still finished my breakfast"

2. Friend A: Damn, shorty got a fine ass!!

Friend B: What?? homey you better finish your breakfast!!
by WILTORRRRRR October 11, 2010
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