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Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.
Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.
by The Hylander July 8, 2018
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You Bastard channel

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.
My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night
by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009
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special mixed bastard

a mean donner kebab from a shithot takeaway in halifax. Loads of donner meat, tikka chicken and sheesh kebab neatly wrapped up in a naan bread! Mmm!
i'll have a special mixed bastard please!
by momentus September 25, 2008
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Big Headed Bastard

Some one with an abnormally large head.
by DasDoomGuy March 9, 2019
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chicken shit bastard

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.
50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.
by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006
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Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma November 13, 2007
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