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jianhao tan

An old school channel that uses ideas from night owl cinematics and wow banana

Bastard qho uses daddys money. knnbccb
sg 6 yrs ols:WE LOVE JIANHAO
Us:FUCK YOU jianhao tan
by ypkiasg6969 June 8, 2023
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Tribute Tan

A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.
Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
by YAWA October 19, 2025
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Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
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Tan Meiliawati Sung

How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush. or A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
Selamat petang kelas, saya broke leg saya.
Tan Meiliawati Sung!Honitchiwa!!
by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021
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Rambu Tan

a male who thinks himself as a rambutan born on 2017. He is the "father" of Christopher Columbus. It also means a tasty looking male.
Look, he looks tasty. He's a Rambu Tan
by Tanyy October 26, 2017
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Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture
Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room
by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019
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Tan-Tan

Yo AJ (Alex Jones), your’e in tan-tan.
Bruh that’s tan-tan for me
by candelabruh October 2, 2022
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