hopper tailed

A man with hips broader than his shoulders
Well dagum it billy if you keep eating all that apple cornbread you're gonna end hopper tailed!
by Mausermania March 11, 2021
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long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick
"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 10, 2018
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being tailed

1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail
I'm being tailed by my dog right now, which is making it difficult to see.
by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021
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Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.
I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you
by JeffJeffington July 01, 2023
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lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
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red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)
"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
by Flighty February 01, 2019
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Mexican tail gunner

Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.
by Hinklemeir July 29, 2022
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