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The birdgay syndrome

A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.
Example 1:

Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"

Example 2:

Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."
by Sanjorge8 May 14, 2019
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Bulldog syndrome

When your balls are so big they stick to your legs on hot days
Ive been sitting in this chair so long i have bulldog syndrome
by MrChikan December 2, 2019
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Oppi syndrome

Playing chel with oppi once and develop a ego = Oppi syndrome
You have such an ego do you have Oppi syndrome?
by Jrze042404 February 27, 2023
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Lagoa Syndrome

an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking

ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.

my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!

heart breaking , lagoa , syndrome bed buddy disease undefined bed buddie
by scorncadet July 1, 2011
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Zack Syndrome

Someone who during a serious argument or conversation will casually post memes, joke around, and not take anything seriously, and when provoked will then choose to reply with an irrelevant argument since they have no other response
Dude stop having Zack Syndrome

Can you like not have Zack Syndrome?

Hey, Blaze said to stop having Zack Syndrome and actually respond
by Parzival2112 May 11, 2021
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Wyatt Syndrome

A person who is white, but looks Hispanic and is treated as such
Person A: That guy looks Mexican
Person B: No bro! He’s white. He has Wyatt Syndrome
by eladalo October 18, 2023
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Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.
His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.
by youdabestttt November 2, 2011
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