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Swag-n00b

Being a novice in the ways of Swag.
Person A: LOL. Then he asked me to touch his p3n0rz.
Person B: Woah, what a swag-n00b.
by JordanXP August 11, 2009
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Swag boy

A boy that thinks he's hotter than a 2 pistol and makes sure everyone knows
Henry told me that he fell from heaven, he's such a swag boy
by Ki24 February 4, 2019
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swag out

when you have so much swag that you just gotta roll out
dude I'm about to swag out right now
by swagOUT April 5, 2015
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Swag Flu

A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:

Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.

Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.

Driving cars that you cannot afford.

Disrespecting women.

There is no cure for swag flu.
I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.
by Dr. David Hutchinson September 25, 2009
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Swag Wagon

The official bandwagon of swagger. A person or group is on the swag wagon when they have had a recent run of success and are increasingly confident because of it.
Gonzaga University's bench during a basketball game:

G.J. : "Bol is fired up, look at that celebration!"

Manny : "Of course, that's his 10th three-pointer tonight. He's definitely on the swag wagon."
by SpoCal10 February 17, 2010
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sex swag

Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.
Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?

Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!
by shaunperfi May 5, 2011
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Swag Disciple

The helpers of the Swag Pope who spread the word of swag around the world. In order to receive this title a test must be given to determine the swag level in someone. If deemed worthy they will be assigned an area and must teach the poor and meek the ways of swag.
Man 1: Why is that priest movin' like Bernie?

Man 2: Man dat ain't a priest, dat's a swag disciple!
by Swag Disciple July 8, 2011
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