Stoner wallow

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.

Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".

by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019

Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush

Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

stoner puke

When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.

If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.

by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013

2022 Stoner

A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.

#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999

"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."

"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"

"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"

by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022

stoner skill

A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later

“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”

by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021