cocker stoner

some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole
your such a cocker stoner you need to chill
by Mason76817 May 08, 2020
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stoner tat

A burn mark tattoo from a hot socket or somthing used to smoke weed out of.
Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.
by The sour D guy January 24, 2014
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Stoner Vaporizer

It is a makeshift Vaporizer that consists of a normal bong and a blow dryer (hair dryer).

You pack your substance into the bong like normal, but instead of using a lighter, you use the blow dryer to "vaporize" the substance.

This is normally used when a stoner watches Manswers and realizes that the best way to get high is through vaporizer, but is to broke for a real vaporizer.
My, Stoner Vaporizer rips like a beat... I was as higher then i have ever been!!
by Go Google It! November 14, 2010
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Stoner Stomach

The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.
I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.
by Lb Vsqz September 21, 2014
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Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.
by Angrydriver May 13, 2022
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Legacy Stoner

This is a Cannabis User that was around far before legalization in their state or country. Without these hardcore pot loving, dank-wanting, reefer-consuming, and sticky icky lovers of the plant, there would be no Legacy Growers. Somebody had to smoke all the weed grown back then, and that mainly was this type of person who had to deal with the law, hide their stash from friends as there was so little weed around, and even lie about whether or not they were high. Legacy Stoners are the backbone of the new and modern Cannabis Industry. One must have partaken in regular use of the Cannabis plant before their state or national law legalized it in order to be recognized with this title.
"That legacy stoner is nearly 70 years old and still hiding his stash like the cops are coming; someone let him know it's legal now" "I'm a legacy stoner; I bought weed far before it was legal." "I spent a year in jail because of some pot I had on me; I'm a legacy stoner through and through." "I admire legacy stoners, they had the tenacity to keep on toking up even when there were no state laws to protect them." "The hippies were the true legacy stoners, no wait, I think it was Cavemen."
by ResearcherOG_Mike February 22, 2023
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Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 08, 2021
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