Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

Flag

Get the Texas two step mug.

Identical Step-Sister

When you have a step sister and you look identical to her.

Kayla is identical to her step sister kyla, so they are identical step-sisters.

by Inurfacekayla October 21, 2012

Flag

Get the Identical Step-Sister mug.

Take-a-step-back policy

When you're on the verge of a mental break-down and need to be reminded that there are an infinite amount of possibilities that you just lost track of, you need to take a step back

-Gurl, idk what to do next, I'm running into a wall
-Have you used the Take-a-step-back policy yet? There are so many ways you can go instead right into the wall!

by aranja February 12, 2021

Flag

Get the Take-a-step-back policy mug.

My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022

Flag

Get the My dog stepped on a bee mug.

Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.

"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."

by Ponyguy March 28, 2010

Flag

Get the Three-pedal two-step mug.

"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'

by Cache2 January 21, 2022

Flag