Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
by FlippinNuts9000 October 10, 2023
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stand up and be counted

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.
by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023
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Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!
by JBut November 25, 2007
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Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man
bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”
by RaceCarVeterinarian August 02, 2023
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The moon is a stand

The beautiful scene in a toothless x light fury scene where toothless claims the moon is a stand
Toothless: the moon is the moon is a stand!

Light fury: forgive me
by Timopher December 16, 2020
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Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
by LeStranger Danger May 07, 2022
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The final Stand

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.
by Humpdaddy August 07, 2020
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