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Blue Springs

A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
by admiralcrunch989 December 15, 2012
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Rock Springs

A small inbred town in Wyoming, known to most who live there as Rock Bottom. Take my advice and never go there. It's like a black hole of nothing.
See 'Shithole'
by Calla July 7, 2003
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palm springs

Like golf, old people, heat, and faggots?
Welcome to Palm Springs.
male 1: "Omg it's so hot, what should we do?"

male 2: "Let's go to sidewinders!what else is there to do in Palm Springs?" (gay leather bar)
by Katie________ May 17, 2006
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springsteen

(noun): a term used to describe the visible outline of male genitalia in excessively tight jeans. Often perpetrated by hipsters, emo's and other such fashion forward individuals.
"Check out the springsteen on that asshat. He def had a bar mitzvah."
by jerseygirl740 February 10, 2009
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springport

Otherwise known as springtucky, it is a small town in Michigan. It is overall a nice town where the people are friendly and loyal. But it also has a whole lot of drug and alcahol problems and the has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Michigan. If you are looking for a small town where people take great pride in tractors, FFA, and just overall lots of farming then this is the place to be!!
I work at a farm over in Springport.
by CountryGirl161616 June 29, 2011
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Springfield Ohio

A small city in Ohio that has its problems like every other city. A city of dreamers hoping to one day be a better stronger city. Full of hidden gems.
Springfield Ohio is a city on the rise. Make sure to check out the Springfield local businesses.”
by resting_macintosh_concert December 7, 2017
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Springfield Oregon

A small sized city town known for being the actual home of the Simpsons since the creater Matt Groening thought that the actual city was actually in Springfield Oregon which just goes to show, they shouldn't have an online voting contest such as the one on USA Today that makes Springfield VERMONT the actual location of the Simpsons.

Springfield Oregon has a population of over 55,000 people, and is known for being a beautiful place to start a family.

In the summertime, it is known for having different events such as The 4 of July Festival, Filbert Festival, fiestas, etc.
Springfield Oregon is the right place for me!
by Nicholas Roberts April 1, 2008
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