middle sliders

An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.

Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.

by Super Robo Wizard September 29, 2023

A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

Meatball slider

The act of dipping one's testicles in a woman's vagina while on her period. Then proceeding to slide them across her forhead.

*preferably while exclaiming, "MAMA MIA!"

Tony gives some of the best meatball sliders in town.

by Donald Keadik November 25, 2023

Meatball slider

The act of dipping one's testicles in a woman's vagina while on her period. Then proceeding to slide them across her forhead.

*preferably while exclaiming, "MAMA MIA!"

Tony gives some of the best meatball sliders in town.

by Donald Keadik November 25, 2023

Brave Soldiers

Used to describe people, typically migrants, who've fled from one country to the next without being documented, typically to seek asylum.

"Currently there are millions of Brave Soldiers crossing the US border."

by BoogerButt69 January 11, 2024

toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

by Tan tatter March 10, 2024

Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.

I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first

by Babybert April 15, 2024