soft spot in the crust

opening to the vagina, with the labia being the crust

get your banana out of the soft spot in the crust before i get pregnant.

by Terezka January 3, 2008

gold n' soft

known as the "buttah" for the niggas

nigga pass me that gold n' soft and my orange drink!

by Stephanini June 21, 2008

Seattle Soft Serve

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.

1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve

2) Dude what the fucks on my face?

3) I want some of your SSS in my face

4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day

by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010

soft butch

soft lesbian that is masculinity just super confusing

she is a soft butch

by lila buckinham February 12, 2021

soft serve puppies

bad, runny diarrhea

I'm lactose intolerant, so when I drink milk I get the soft serve puppies.

by FGSFDS, man! March 7, 2009

soft serve the curve

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.

After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.

by cunt boss September 5, 2012

Soft side of the broom

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.

SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...

by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016