by Terezka January 3, 2008

by Stephanini June 21, 2008

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.
1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve
2) Dude what the fucks on my face?
3) I want some of your SSS in my face
4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day
2) Dude what the fucks on my face?
3) I want some of your SSS in my face
4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day
by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010

by lila buckinham February 12, 2021

After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.
see also: middling.
see also: middling.
by cunt boss September 5, 2012

by FGSFDS, man! March 7, 2009

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016
