sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.

I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.

by Felix_liter June 27, 2018

sneaky paratrooper

When a male jumps from a height (e.g. off of a shed or wall) and lands on someone in a prone position with their nutsack on the "victim"....

...can be shortened to sneaky-para...

hey last night man i was a proper sneaky paratrooper paratroop-sneaked Tanya hard!

by C.J. O'Bizzle January 22, 2011

The sneaky Martineau

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Sneaky Iguana

When two people have sexual intercourse secretly while others are present.

Carson and Maleigh preformed the sneaky iguana while Caleb, Micah ,and Amber were in the same bed .

by Iguana gang #1 June 11, 2018

Sneaky joe

A fart that lingers and sneaks around for about 5 minutes or so before showing itself. (a thief in the night)

“Did you just fart??” “Nah that was a sneaky joe”

by Treeayyyy August 18, 2024

Sneaky

Therion the Thief from Octopath Traveler

You: "Man, that guy sure is sneaky."

Other person: "Wow, that must be Therion the Thief from the hit video game Octopath Traveler!"

by cantwritecleo December 12, 2020