cup-slap

to slap someone in the face with a cupped palm, thus creating a small air pocket, so that the impact of palm to face makes an unusual popping sound

Shut up before I cup-slap you.

by Matt Bettes October 28, 2007

Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

turkish slap

the act of slapping or being slapped in the face by a penis

gee, I just got the biggest turkish slap from fernando today!

by FernandoGarcia January 24, 2005

slapped the yarmulka

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

by Paul August 2, 2004

patty-slap

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.

"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."

by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 19, 2006

turky slap

When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.

Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?

I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay

by I love meat! July 18, 2006

dick-slap

To slap a sleeping man/woman in the face with your erect penis while they sleep

I give a dick-slap for a blow job

by mik297 September 28, 2009