russian slap

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

by King of 142 October 18, 2004

pimp slapped

the ultimate form of disrespect, if done on camera or in front of people. remember, use the BACK of the hand. after pimp slapping someone, tell EVERYONE you know.

Guy 1: hey faggot, fuck you!

Guy 1 gets pimp slapped by guy 2.

Guys 3, 4, and 5: OOOOH SHIZZLE!

by the ultimate cool pimpmeister August 14, 2009

bag slap

When two gay men have anal sex with eachother and their balls slap against one another.

Me and Terry had an awesome bag slap.

by Thomas Robinson April 26, 2006

cup-slap

to slap someone in the face with a cupped palm, thus creating a small air pocket, so that the impact of palm to face makes an unusual popping sound

Shut up before I cup-slap you.

by Matt Bettes October 28, 2007

Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

turkish slap

the act of slapping or being slapped in the face by a penis

gee, I just got the biggest turkish slap from fernando today!

by FernandoGarcia January 24, 2005

turky slap

When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.

Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?

I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay

by I love meat! July 18, 2006