A male feminist.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
George: I'm a male feminist.
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
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by JacksonTheSimpDestroyer February 27, 2020
Get the Simp mug.People who act like an Ade and are always doing simpy things. The boss of the Simps is the Simp King/Simp Daddy, which is usually an Ade. Also defined as people who eat rather hard/tuff food such as 'tonk chicken'. These simps are alledgedly very fond of smooching and prefer this activity over everthing, for example chatting with the mandem.
Whats in his class A lunch box? No suprise, yet again Ade has brought some tonk chicken to grind his teeth with. I'm suprised Trident haven't stop and searched him. What an Ade, the Simp King.
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Girl 1: "I'd let him simp"
Girl 2: "He's daddy asf."
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This boi is a simp.
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