Some shithead who falls so bad for a girl they will do anything for her.
Or a short way of saying Simpson.
Or a short way of saying Simpson.
Guy1: Have you seen that simp?
Guy2: Yeah, he gave her 3000k in cash and stripped on the street to have her.
Guy1: I seen that guy cut off a finger for her.
Simp Fan: I’ve never seen that episode before.
Guy2: Yeah, he gave her 3000k in cash and stripped on the street to have her.
Guy1: I seen that guy cut off a finger for her.
Simp Fan: I’ve never seen that episode before.
by oh shoot I missed that September 12, 2020
by Scrimbledegg April 03, 2019
A male feminist.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
George: I'm a male feminist.
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
by Acid Kritana October 13, 2020
Also known as James Helmen, the definition of simp is prioritizing a women over the boys, cod, madden, or fort
by 1 of tha boyz May 14, 2020
by JacksonTheSimpDestroyer February 28, 2020
by Chs14 July 04, 2020