When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell
Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?
Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.
Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!
Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.
Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!
by Shawneeboy March 28, 2010
An event in jail in which the weakest link is brutally raped and made into a hoe.
( Usually in shower)
( Usually in shower)
Hey, Bubba! Up for some shower games tonight? I heard that they got a new 'un in from a real quiet place in PA. Could be a nice piece a tail....
by Muffie - raca May 15, 2009
This is when a person will only eat corn for a week, once they are all full of corn the corn eater with take a shit on the head of another.
Jason's fucking a sick bitch, She asked him for a corn shower last night. to bad he was on that meat diet.
by Mr Cornman October 19, 2010
The art of removing a shower head from a shower and then defecating into it. The shower head is then returned so that the person or partner can then shower in the liquid faeces !
by Bulb November 04, 2003
by StuFish October 06, 2009
(Girl taking shower, I burst in)
Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine
Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine
by Dangerous G April 13, 2004
When a milf is in the shower
by Norty milf July 15, 2010