buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 16, 2010

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Shower Games

An event in jail in which the weakest link is brutally raped and made into a hoe.
( Usually in shower)

Hey, Bubba! Up for some shower games tonight? I heard that they got a new 'un in from a real quiet place in PA. Could be a nice piece a tail....

by Muffie - raca May 15, 2009

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pittsburgh shower

A sexual act when one covers themselves in Heinz ketchup.

Have you ever had a girl do a pittsburgh shower for you? Its gross as shit.

by kevin_mouse June 28, 2011

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Fecal shower

The art of removing a shower head from a shower and then defecating into it. The shower head is then returned so that the person or partner can then shower in the liquid faeces !

by Bulb November 4, 2003

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