The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

shitty bill

A cat who is a fucker. Playing in the Christmas Tree and shit. What a son of a bitch. Eating cat food and ferret treats. Fuck.

Shitty bill is a fucking ass hole cat.

by donovanwhs08 February 2, 2017

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass

I just gave keighten a shitty slider

by Viridianhero June 1, 2024

Shitties

Low quality titties

Man that girl hot but she got some shitties

by A snail February 26, 2015

shitty run fun

your stomach is bubblin and your booty is drippin also known as bubble guts

Hey yo i just had a shitty run fun in the back yard.

by Chickenshitpunkbitch707 November 21, 2021