shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

The Shitty City

Omaha, Nebraska.

Hence, "Omaha Beach" historically in World War II.

RIP.

"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.

Omaha, Nebraska!"

by Overlord0 March 22, 2024

goddamn fucking stupid shitty motherfucking

just "fucking" but way stronger

YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!

by the132guy March 30, 2024

Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 1, 2024

Shitty cunt

The kind of neighbor that you wish would just move TF away so you don't have to plan arson or any other illegal acts. Probably named Kelly, like the "Karen of neighbors" she thinks she is big shit, like the MF mayor or some shit, but no Kelly, you're not the MF mayor, go sit the fuck down and don't look at my side of the street! Keep your eyes in your own yard, you shitty cunt.

Kelly is such a shitty cunt, I hate being her neighbor.

by aylaaK Renee July 17, 2022

Shitty Ballz

A nickname for a man who participates in Anal play/sex.

i.e: “The rumours spread around the office that Gibsons got shitty ballz”

by S.B.G June 27, 2022

Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.

“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”

by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022