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secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.
Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!
by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011
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the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.
Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.
by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
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Secret Spice

The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.

Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
by Curator of life December 4, 2021
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secret brother

by Shaybra September 4, 2025
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Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
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Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
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Secret rating guessing game

This is a social game popularized by TikTok with two versions:

Version 1 (Original):

1. In a small group, one player closes their eyes.
2. Using hand gestures, everyone else settles on a number between 1 to 10, representing the secret rating.
3. The player with their eyes closed opens their eyes and gives each player a category.
4. Players provide an answer from the category that represents the secret rating.
5. The player with their eyes closed tries to guess the secret rating.

Version 2:

1. In a small group or with at least 2 people, one person thinks of a number between 1 to 10.
2. Without saying the number out loud. Everyone else takes turns giving the rating holder a category.
3. The number holder provides an answer that closely matches the secret rating.
4. Players get ready to guess the secret rating based on the answers provided.
5. The winners are those who guess the number correctly.

Version 2 is often more fun as everyone gets involved in guessing the number. Version 1 can be more passive with a less exciting end.
Let’s play the Secret rating guessing game
by pseudonameAlias December 30, 2023
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