by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021
Get the satanmug. by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 17, 2020
Get the Satan's Hotdogmug. Satan: Is a female angel of heaven.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN
A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offereded.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN
A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offereded.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
Biblical " and you was perfect in beauty" ....and I married you on the holy mountain in heaven " Yahweh talks about Satan.
Not a male Angel
Not a male Angel
by Religious Descons May 29, 2024
Get the Satanmug. a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).
alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).
alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 6, 2011
Get the satan's stockingsmug. by Satanic rituals September 21, 2021
Get the Satanmug. After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.
by Satan is Jesus October 5, 2019
Get the Satanmug. Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
Get the Messianic Satanismmug.