by HULKSMASHANDMAIM June 12, 2011
by billferd January 02, 2014
He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different
by The truth 65 May 30, 2016
by legit123 #dab January 30, 2017
The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
by Lovecraftmind March 21, 2019
Someone who’s anger is brought out by little things especially video games, however the levels of saltiness is not only more petty than the 9th layer of hell, the ability to have a tantrum is absolutely mythical.
by Reddit intellectual May 23, 2022