Salts

Snickered and laughed and then stopped. This is a better replacement for lol

I was on Judge Judy and she told me "Beauty fades, Dumb is forever"
Haha Salts

by turkishsuperhuman January 20, 2017

Salt Seeker

An online gamer seeking to cause salt within other players. Basically a troll that rummages through game servers and lobbies instead of sitting around in the YouTube comment sections.

Player one: *dies due to being taken off guard by player two*
Player two: damn you suck lol
Player one: quit being a salt seeker and fight, Plyr-2

by HeyElectricJupiter October 19, 2019

Salt

A state of being pissed off or upset.

NOT “salty”, Salt is a complete embodiment of the state of being upset, potentially long lasting and very severe.

A: “My mom backed out of the garage and hit my car, AND she said she’s not paying to fix it.”

B: “That’s so tough man, how are you feeling?”

A: “I’m so salt.”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts

" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

Salt Mine

Formal adress for a group of league of legends players consisting of 20 people or more.

"Dude there's so many league of legends players here"
"I know, it's an entire salt mine"

by cesuna December 4, 2016

salt to taste

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.

“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”

“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”

by MilitiaP May 14, 2024