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High Tech Redneck

Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.
Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?

Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck
by BrolySSJ5 March 24, 2009
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Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English
Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!
by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010
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Redneck Whip Around

When someone takes a hatchet to your dick.
Bitch I'll give you a redneck whip around
by CokeHogan February 10, 2018
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redneck truck parade

Big trucks with Trump flags rallying together acting tough playing Lee Greenwood
I woke up this morning due to a redneck truck parade driving by playing proud to be an American. Assholes
by bhrules November 5, 2020
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redneck beach ball

"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough
, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"
by Damien Emley May 14, 2019
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Redneck Short Bus

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.
You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.
by hHop October 8, 2013
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Redneck cooler law

The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.
Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"
by bocephus February 10, 2014
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