Financial Rape

When people take financial advantage of those less fortunate than themselves because they can.

When solicitors quote you $3000 and $50 000 they are still sending you bills because they can, that's financial rape.

Doctors charging people with Cancer, ten's of thousands of dollars for treatment because they know the patients have no other choice - that's financial rape.

by simtay May 2, 2011

Status Rape

verb
1)The act of quickly adding obnoxious and stupid comments on someones facebook status that quickly ruins the creativity and humor or the status.

(People who status rape often do so to pathetically gain the attention of the person posting the status)

Person 1: Hey did u see that status that Natalia put up earlier?

Person 2: Yea Jesse already status raped the shit out of her

by T_Adam November 1, 2010

Sussed Rape

A sussed rape (srape) is the act of using someone's University online account to send hilarious messages to University lecturers and tutors in an attempt to get your friend kicked out of University.

Josh- 'Did you hear that Paul's been kicked out of Uni!!'

Mark- 'Yeah!! I totally sussed raped him and told his tutor that he was totally gay for him. I then enclosed pictures of my penis.'

by chucks_90 November 1, 2010

lunch rape

When someone forcibly goes to lunch with someone else against their consent.

Trent lunch raped Austin the other day. Austin told Trent to get out of his car, but ended up taking him to lunch anyways.

by Austin Bloomz Scabby Chode March 9, 2007

Rape Slide

While leaning against a wall, sliding from a standing position down to the fetal position, while crying. Most often done in the shower.

After hearing about my grandmother's sex life, I felt like doing the rape slide.

by michmerr March 5, 2008

Food Rape

When someone (or you) don't feel like eating, but you force them to anyway. Essentially raping with food.

Person A: I'm so depressed I can't even look at food.

Person B: You have to eat. Don't make me food rape you.

by adiens August 6, 2012

Gang Rape

Traditionally the term Gang Rape has been used exclusively to describe the act of a large group of people sexually violating an individual; however, in recent times this term has also evolved to include the act of an individual raping an entire gang.

While logistically far more challenging, the cumulative incidence of rape is far higher for the perpetrator making this crime arguably more rewarding and convenient for today's busy rapist.

Conversely gang rapees may feel intense shame having had their entire gang violated by a single Gang Raper (GR), which has lead this crime being grossly underreported.

Due to the technical difficulties encountered in raping an entire gang, a GR must carefully consider their methods and means. Rohypnol, Ketamine and Normison are often cited as reliable tools for this typically challenging situation.

Bob, "Lucy, Frankie, Renee and Gang, welcome to my house I'm so glad you could all make it to my mulled wine party. Please, have a glass..."

Lucy, "Hey gang! My mulled wine doesn't taste quite right..."

Renee, "Why is Frankie on the floor frothing at the mouth? I feel sleepy..."

Lucy, " NO, BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

An unspecified amount of time later...

Frankie, "Oh my god I can't believe our whole gang just got raped."

1 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape.

by Secret Time December 13, 2009