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purple jelly

a pefect amount of liquid hydocodine mixed in with a perfect amount of sprite. A Houstin original.
AKA purple sprite
by SAMMY May 22, 2006
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purple squeeze

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)
Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!
by AndThenSome December 18, 2007
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purple headed yogurt squirter

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
by Paul__C January 17, 2009
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purple hulk

It is when a man has a hard on and he squeezes his dick near the base, causing a build up of blood in the penis, giving it a purple appearance and causing it to increase in size.
Yesterday I got hard and squeezed the base and was all like ''Fuck yeah! I'm the purple hulk!''
by the doctor of the road June 8, 2009
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purple headed fluffy clam stabber

Top & Bottom,
Its A Mans Penis.
Here Love Let Is Put Me Purple Headed Fluffy Clam Stabber In Ya.
by HereImLethalHEW April 20, 2009
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Purple Tiptoes

When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.
My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.
by buhooobs November 10, 2009
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Purple like lelouch's eyes

The most perfect eyes you will ever gaze into the best of best colors the color of purple like Lelouch's eyes.
Fangirls: Oh my god did you guys see that! it was purple like Lelouch's eyes
by HigeViBritannia August 25, 2010
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