Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023

masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.

You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.

Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!

by HTIL January 6, 2025

Tony Profane

Handsome 6-foot-tall Native-Latino American businessman, entrepreneur, adult film actor, director and producer. Tony Profane is from Paso, Texas. This Brown man weighs a solid 205 lbs. He has a well-endowed 10-in BIG BROWN COCK. Tony's physical attributes lend themselves naturally to the roles he portrays on-screen. Emphasized by his dedication to fitness and aesthetics, his on-screen personas embody a blend of power and refinement, resonating with audiences across the globe. He has charisma with an artful mastery of adult performance to deliver unforgettable content. Known for his precise attention to detail and creative prowess, Mr. Profane’s journey into the adult film industry began with ambitions that extended beyond financial gains. Relishing the allure of performance from an early age, he transitioned into adult entertainment with a passion grounded in creative expression.

Tony Profane is also known as The Pov God.

by NATIVE-LATINO AMERICAN king January 29, 2026

Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.

He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".

by Trebel3 October 19, 2025