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professional sirveyor

Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.
A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.
by QuacksO April 29, 2025
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professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein
Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..
by MartianSupremacist May 8, 2025
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Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)
by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025
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professionable

A style of dressing that is professional while maintaining a good fashion sense.
Dr Larsen is an unusual professor. Her clothes are always professionable.
by Joe Schlabotnik July 2, 2025
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Professor Gooch

That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch
by Tinytaint July 6, 2025
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Professional Mac Daddy

A professional Mac daddy is different from a traditional Mac daddy in the sense that he is more successful (in the context of both financial and sexual) than an average Mac daddy, a Mac daddy’s being more successful than an average Pimp.

A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.

One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
Mac: Now Listen Mama, I ain’t no pimp, can you dig it? I’m a Professional Mac Daddy, a Lover Man, ain’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing!

Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.

Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
by Odaman89 July 14, 2025
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professorwedgehead

"hi im professorwedgehead"
"keys"
by isotone August 2, 2025
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