FINA POTATO

Fina potato is kind, nice and helful even when shes not trying to be. She cant upset you and she is very important to you. If you meet one keep her/him/them

Fina potato is like so last year or

by 🐯TIGER KING 44🐯 February 15, 2021

Potato Gems

Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon.

Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

Good yum yum.

Guy 1: “do you know joe?”
Guy 2: “nah, but I want potato gems”

by BarryButterbean October 24, 2019

fried potato

The most delicious food you will ever eat.
Also known as: FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Niels: Yo do they have any fried potatoes here?
Will: You mean fries or what bitch?

by nielsfage September 6, 2018

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015

potato music

Potato Music is any music that’s quality isn’t studio professional. This can include music ranging from songs recorded on your phone, to songs recorded in a mediocre home studio that’s just a few tweaks away from being perfect.

Have you ever heard any of XXXtentacion’s early songs? It’s potato music.

Pistanthrophobia is potato music.

by RickRated June 11, 2018

Bra-Potato

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)

Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.

by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018