Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.

Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023

Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.

"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

South Pork

A term used as a substitute for anal sex.

"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"

"Anyone want some south pork?"

by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022

Pork Cord

1.) a Hot Dog

2.) Possibly a name for the genitalia known as a penis.

1.) Do y'all want some pork cords for dinner??

2.) She totally loved my pork cord. We did it all night long!

by Orezowtruof December 22, 2022

pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.

Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.

by pongo69x December 25, 2022