Skip to main content

twist pipe

Large pipe with ball at the end that tweekers worldwide use to smoke methamphetamine. The pipe is twisted or rotated back and forth between the thumb and index finger in a 10-2 motion evenly heating the drugs for inhalation.
Have you seen Erin recently?
Nah man, I haven't seen her since she started hitting that twist pipe
twist pipe by Elpablito May 19, 2009
twist pipe mug front
Get the twist pipe mug.
See more merch

dutchman's pipe 

1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis
Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.
dutchman's pipe by Tremors March 14, 2009

Dusty Bag Pipe 

the process of spreading the female buttcheeks and giving it oral pleasure with tongue and air blowing actions. All while giving the female pleasure in her vagina via the hands and fingers. These actions combined resemble playing the bag pipe. And since anal oral can be messy, the bag pipe is indeed dusty.
The male on female equivalent of a rusty trombone.
Savannah always craves the dusty bag pipe after she goes down on me.
Dusty Bag Pipe by Little Jimmy22 February 24, 2009

Boston steam-pipe

While fucking a girl, in any hole, who has a fever of 102 degrees or more while listening to the song "More Than a Feeling", thus feeling her elevated temperature with your "thermometer"
Bart Oates: Listen Carl, getting Boston steam-pipes from dogs is not everything.

Carl: Oh come on Bart; that only happened once.

Bart Oates: You're in the red zone Carl...

Norwegian 360 degree piledriver

the process of taking a partner, and while standing, turn him or her upside down while the partner blows you and you squat up and down continuously.

NOTE: May cause some head injury
For our anniversary, my girlfriend and i did a Norwegian 360 degree piledriver.

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention 

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.
Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

double fisted piledriver 

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.
Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
double fisted piledriver by listypoos September 24, 2004