My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.
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A fishing technique where an old hand crank telephone has it's wires cut and in the water. When the fisherman turns the crank, the wires electrify the water and makes the fish rise to the surface. Use of this technique is highly illegal and extremely dangerous.
My friend: Hey boss the fish ain't biting.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.
Moments later
My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.
Moments later
My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!
by CountryFriedGoods December 8, 2010
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Coach:can someone find the nearest pizza place
•5 Seconds after•
me(with Windows Phone 7):done
Friend with iphone:hold on
•30 Seconds later•
Friend:done
Coach: we'll go with the wp7, if we listened to you steve jobs will follow us
WP7 FTW
•5 Seconds after•
me(with Windows Phone 7):done
Friend with iphone:hold on
•30 Seconds later•
Friend:done
Coach: we'll go with the wp7, if we listened to you steve jobs will follow us
WP7 FTW
by jonster26 June 8, 2011
Get the Windows Phone 7 mug.The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people.
millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.
The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.
cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.
millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.
The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.
cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.
While oringinally intended to be a communications device, the cell phone has found many other uses, including angering the older population with people who walk around seemingly talking to themselves.
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Get the Talking on the Phone mug.When you're trying to call your friends on their cellular phone, but no one answers, because they inserted it into their own anus, vagina or in extreme cases in that little hole in the tip of the penis. Thus they do not receive your call, but are given an orgasm.
Hello? hellohellohe Hello Tom loTomlom. What's with the eccho, cchocho are you... youou Are you in a cave or- veoror AM I GIVING YOU A PHONEGASM?!!! gasmasmasm
I must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that I can keep getting phonegasms all day long!
I must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that I can keep getting phonegasms all day long!
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