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Edging a penis

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.
John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis
by Your local bible November 20, 2017
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penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.
Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.
by username90210 September 13, 2011
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Penis mentality

A girl who dates or hooks up like a man.
First person- She can easily have a relationship involving sex but not get attached or any sort of feelings involved.

Second person- I know she has such a penis mentality.
by Prodegius September 29, 2009
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popov penis

An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.
Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?

Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.

Jon. ...rough dogg.
by Jonny Coldwar January 25, 2010
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Penis Pocket

The opening found on men's pajams, often accessorized with a button.
Guy: "I hate when my penis pocket opens when I am standing in front my mom."
by Lexi Naudziunas June 27, 2008
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Penis Handshake

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.
Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"
by phopey October 5, 2011
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Pringle Penis

When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.
Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?

Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.

Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.
by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012
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