T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!

by Radaremedyroo March 31, 2019

Badd Right Now

Used to describe someone who is so attractive and aware of it, that they are the center of attention, and you’re fully feeling their vibe.

"She came through looking badd right now, everybody knows she’s the one tonight."

by DoowMatt February 02, 2025

this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.

-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.

by Architect of Destruction April 28, 2012

Speak Now

The best Taylor Swift album that Taylor Swift has ever released, argue with a wall.

1: "Speak Now is the worst album"
2: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"

by urbandictionary.comlol November 27, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles, AM Free, To Strike Now<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles, AM Free, To Strike Now<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles, AM Free, To Strike Now<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025