A chess opening using by noobs/newbs etc who think they know how to play the game, but actually lack the fundemental understanding and intelligence necessary for chess. The opening consists of:
1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...
At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:
...Nc6
to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:
3. Bc4
With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:
...g6
After which the noob will play:
4. Qf3
This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:
...Nf6
White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.
So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...
At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:
...Nc6
to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:
3. Bc4
With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:
...g6
After which the noob will play:
4. Qf3
This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:
...Nf6
White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.
So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
The Noob's Opening is typically played by gobby teenage chess players who will talk trash during the game to try and distract the other player.
by BoomBox ChavCar October 4, 2009
Get the Noob's Openingmug. Your typical online gamer who thinks they are being original by putting something to do with weed in the name.
by skillet1226 June 19, 2011
Get the 420 noobmug. An inexperienced bowl smoker who would make mistakes that the owner of the pipe can only laugh at... unless it involves breaking the bowl of course. If you break it, assume you bought it.
1) Bowl Noobs fail to corner the bowl when they light it, torching more surface area; or fail to pass the lighter (or worse the bowl)
2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)
3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe
4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber
5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl
6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e
7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)
8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.
9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.
10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.
2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)
3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe
4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber
5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl
6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e
7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)
8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.
9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.
10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.
by gen.ret February 22, 2013
Get the Bowl Noobmug. One of the best hybrid players on runescape,also #1 weed smoker and duel arena ex staker.
bobo noob loveeeeee weed.
bobo noob loveeeeee weed.
1.hey bobo noob how you doing bro. bobo: rolling janko.
2.for god sake, that's bobo noob coming mage bank, lets run before he smoke us.
2.for god sake, that's bobo noob coming mage bank, lets run before he smoke us.
by nir10007 July 21, 2009
Get the bobo noobmug. by jambizz June 11, 2006
Get the noob whackmug. Some one who is a total noob at what they are doing and thinks they are bood at it. but sucks ballsack at doing it, a combination of a newbie and a ballsack. hey see that team we r playing against? they r all noob sacks
by bloodthrstysmurf May 26, 2010
Get the Noob sackmug. Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.
by BeanMaster April 16, 2008
Get the bowl noobmug.