shid pant

when you get too excited and shid your pant.

your mum -“oh no i shat myself”
me - “haha shid pant”

by AHAHSHHDHZBD February 28, 2022

shadow pants

When a guy doesn't actually wear his pants but instead holds up the pants to cover his private parts.

Look, that guy is wearing shadow pants!

by bingbingbing August 2, 2010

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008

pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis

Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden

by Superbells May 15, 2017

chinky pants

It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute

Chinky pants I choose you!

by FreakinMarley September 20, 2020

floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.

Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.

by DocDFA August 19, 2016

Tit Pants

A Bra or Brassiere

Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.

by Joel B1 December 16, 2011