Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

muddle

a dirty or muddy puddle.

Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.

by minecraftwithkitties March 1, 2015

Muddle Fuck

A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.

You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Muddy trunk

When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex

I want to get a muddy trunk with you tonight.

by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

Muddy Trunk

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.

Got the old muddy trunk last night!

by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

muddle

A muddy puddle.

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.

by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015