A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
Get the MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Personmug. 4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.
by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023
Get the gaga moosemug. When your pants are too tight and so your testicles bulge out in front and can be clearly seen by everyone.
OMG did you see Ben's massive moose knuckles last night on Family Feud?! Yeah, how'd he even get his pants on?
by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020
Get the Moose Knucklesmug. by lil gergs February 12, 2024
Get the moose assmug. a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose
by Riley Mcalees June 9, 2018
Get the Moose Ehmannmug. When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
by Psygn February 17, 2021
Get the Moose gogglesmug. 