Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023

mongol empire

biggest empire in asia. main source of groups such as the mongols, chinese and other groups in asia! mongols good at throat singing, mongol empire also have genghis khan, most based emporor ever. also can be found in hungary.

life's not easy, being part of a country that was part of the mongol empire

by justablueperson October 21, 2023

Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.

Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.

by tuckandleoandaj January 20, 2024

mongolian handcuffs

when you're 5 in the pink & 5 in the stink, rip thick44

i gave her the ol' mongolian handcuffs

by battlefield friends 2003 January 22, 2024

mofongo

Piping down someone so hard like priests firm kids. Pounding so hard the english currency loses its value. Buttering like mexican food your anus.

Let's mofongo!

I'm gonna mofongo your mom.

by mofongo_motherfuckers February 2, 2024

Mongolo

Eng. Simple-minded dumbass with a very high level of stupidity. (Someone not so smart)

Spa. Simplemente un pendejo con niveles altas de estupidez. (Alguien no tan listo)

He's a Mongolo for selling his car for gas money.

El Mongolo vendio su carro para comprar gasolina.

by Imon1 February 3, 2024

Mongol

The exceptions. A formerly nomadic people who are mostly gathered in the Asian steppes around Mongolia and southern Russia. Sometimes used in British slang as a derogatory term for sufferers of Down's Syndrome.

Usual meaning:
"During the 13th century, the Mongols under Genghis Khan and his descendants created an empire that spanned all the way between what are now known as Russia and Turkey. Despite this, the Mongol empire still had the nomadic spirit of its forebears.

British slang meaning:
"This is the shit your Mongol mum would do."

by PLMMJ February 4, 2024