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meeran

THe most amazing girl in the world. A kid named omar is in love with her. Pretty much perfect in all directions, and a guy couldn't ask for more. Although sometimess conceited and weird, and has accidents, but its all good-due to her loving nature.Also a drug that is very addicting.
Omar and Meeran are sitting in a tree..
Omar is addicted to meeran
by Omar Mirza January 27, 2007
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Materialistic Asmodeus worship

A type of as Asmodeus worship that is very to Materialistic satanism. The worshipers don't believe in any supernational beings and use him as a symbol for sex to worship sex.The style of worship is the same as in satanism except they have regular orgies to worship him by and they make use of a priestess called a holy prostitute that the worshipers buy sex from to fund there sect.
by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010
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Wifey Material

It’s the short, blue-eyed, blondes who make the best wifey material.
by anonymous April 13, 2021
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meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.
Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.
by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004
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Meeri

A normal looking girl, pretty boring, dresses weird, pretty fat, not funny but she has a kind heart.
"Who's that annoying ginger?"
"It must be... what's her name again... oh, Meeri."
by killforthepill September 29, 2011
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materbun

materbun: hot sticky vagina
dianne had the sweatyest materbun friday
by mike ocslong January 13, 2008
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Jack Meer

i. a wannabe. A guy who thinks his arms are bigger than they are. a guy who will suck up to his girlfriend and will take up a sport like snowboarding to seem cooler than he is.
ii. someone who spends hours trying to look like a babe.
iii. a guy with really awful hair.
iiii. a douche
iiiii. a girlfriend stealer.
i. girl: I really want to ask out that new babe.

other girl: no way, he's such a jack meer.

ii. guy: my girlfriend is really into chikfliks, but I hate those kind of movies. Maybe I should just watch more of them.

other guy: dude, don't be a jack meer.
by freakindude01 December 14, 2009
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