mai sakurajima

goddess is enough

person: i dont believe in god
me: have u seen mai sakurajima?
person: oh shitTTT thats..now i believe..

by this shit funny March 13, 2019

May 4

Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡

gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .

by Xy_love May 3, 2021

May 6

national throw your friend named kate down a flight of stairs

hey kate it’s May 6, you know what i mean

by Katesaretoxicfriends420 February 16, 2020

May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

May 5

this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock

he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩

by emmy_thebug January 10, 2022

May 7

National Marvel Day

Today is May 7th
Let’s watch marvel all day!

by marvel101lol May 4, 2021

12th may

i'm born on this day, consequently it's the day a goddess was born.
have a nice day❤️

she's born today, 12th may- she must be hot

«Look, Jane! She's the hottest, she's probably born on 12th May»

by hottieaf November 23, 2021